February 17, 2005

Constantine Review

constantine.jpgFresh on the heels of his excellent take on Guerilla: The Taking of Patty Hearst, Jim Tudor has just sent in his thoughts on Constantine ... we just might have to keep this guy around ...

Keanu Reeves returns to the realm of action-packed spiritual mumbo jumbo with his latest effort, “Constantine”. Adapted from the long-running DC/Vertigo comic book “Hellblazer”, Reeves’ character, John Constantine, is a world-weary, cynical demon hunter trying to work his way into God’s good graces. His eternal soul has been condemned to Hell as the result of a teenage suicide attempt. Although it was Constantine’s own “gift” to see the world in a creepy spiritual light that ultimately drove him to his premature but temporary death, he’s always considered his lot in life to be more of a curse. If all that sounds good and heady, then you’ll be happy to know that that’s just the starting point. Like any good adaptation of a comic book that’s been running monthly for almost twenty years, “Constantine” has its fair share of interesting concepts and oddball supporting characters hurdled our way. Considering this film’s roots in the world of “alternative” comics written for college aged readers, the dark tone and barrage of info and ideas should not be surprising.

As a longtime comic book fan, but never one for the Vertigo line of titles, I can’t claim any kind of real familiarity with the source material, or rate it as a direct adaptation. I do know that most “Hellblazer” fans I’ve come across recently are already upset with the film’s liberties, including Reeves’ non-blond hair, and the shift in setting from London to L.A. Despite its overtly religious themes, (something, perhaps ironically, often presented more metaphorically in the “less brainy” mainstream comic book adaptations,) the constant running around, introductions of new characters, new twists and concepts, and good old fashion butt kickin’ action allow this film to fit comfortably (if a little differently) into the classification of “comic book movie”. (And make no mistake, this was based on a comic book, as opposed to the hoity toity term “graphic novel”, which is thrown around more and more liberally all the time. They are two different things.)

It is the presence of Keanu Reeves in the title role that will initially make or break this above average film at the box office. Judging by the crowd’s pre-show behavior at the screening I attended, the “Keanu Reeves sucks” factor is not something he’s managed to shake off, despite the massive success of the “Matrix” films. No, Mr. Reeves does not set the world on fire with his acting here, but he gets the job done in his own unique style. Considering the nature of the character of John Constantine (a compellingly flawed man, fitting for the actor’s broody style) it’s not surprising that the actor supposedly turned down the role of Superman in order to do this. But those expecting (or dreading) another “Matrix” will need to reconsider this effort. Reeves’ chain smoking grump Constantine is light years more compelling than the blank slate that was Neo. To get an idea, imagine if the kid from The Sixth Sense grew up to be even more depressed, moved to L.A., and with his unique knowledge of the spiritual realities of the world, did the only thing he was qualified to do – fight back.

Like all jobs, Constantine has managed to grow bored and resentful with his life and occupation. His reaction to the news that his mistreatment of his body (too much smoking) has put a quickly ticking clock on his life is met with little more than a shrug. After all, he’s been dead before. Things change quickly, though, as the recent rediscovery of the mythical and powerful Spear of Destiny coincides with the suicide of a police officer’s twin sister (both played by Rachel Weisz). Constantine begins to notice a spike in activity among the demons he battles. Longstanding rules regarding entrance to the physical realm are not being honored – something is definitely afoot in the city of angels. So, there’s no better time to check in with mentor Gabriel, a wise and vaguely androgynous angel (Tilda Swinton) and other uneasy allies, including the mysterious Midnite (Djimon Hounsou), and religious gadget man who operates out of the most cramped and cluttered “Q” lair I’ve ever seen. Something big is brewing, and Constantine will have to get his feet wet whether he wants to or not.

Although the plot may sound a tad cliché, the ideas and action of “Constantine” absolutely transcend their familiarity. This film has more than a little in common with last year’s spectacular, under-rated “Hellboy”- part of the reason, I suspect, the title is not “Hellblazer”. Both films feature surly leading men of action who live to do battle with the forces of Hell, but the overall tones are miles apart. “Constantine’s”first-time director Francis Lawrence replaces “Hellboy’s” zeal for it’s visionary source material with a gloomy and depressive real-world quality, and although a few liberties have been taken with the source material, it works equally well. There is little in the way of subtlety to this spiritual fighter (his gun is shaped like a big cross), but the special effects are pretty good, and the ideas put forth guarantee this film a future cult following, at the very least.

- Jim Tudor

» Posted by Todd at February 17, 2005 05:28 AM

Reader Comments

Y'know i'm actually starting to have hope for this movie... quick head up for anyone who mightn't have read it: Over at philipkdick.com they're saying that the trailer for Linklaters adaptation of A Scanner Darkly will go out on the front of Constantine. Which is another reason you might just catch me laying down cold hard cash to see this sucker...

» Posted by Neil Snowdon at February 17, 2005 06:26 PM

Just got back from seeing Constantine and, yeah, it's good. Wouldn't say it's a great film but it is a very good one and well worth laying down the coin for. Intelligently written, very well shot, Reeves is decent. The guy from Bush - surprise, surprise - is the weakest actor of the lot and even he doesn't embarrass himself. The rest of the support cast is solid, particularly Satan, Gabriel and Papa Midnight, who are all excellent.

And yes, the Scanner Darkly trailer is in front of it and it looks awesome ... a new Ring 2 spot that I hadn't seen before, too.

» Posted by Todd at February 18, 2005 03:37 PM

Cant wait opens next week here.

» Posted by Donkee at February 20, 2005 08:50 PM

So, in other words, yet another brainless balls-to-the-walls FX action flick starring a generic american male, masquerading as an adaptation of a hugely popular comic book - while at the same time having incredibly little to do with the actual content of the said comic book.

...'"alternative" comics written for college aged readers', Jim? Eh? You've obviously never... hang on, you do admit that you're not familiar with Hellblazer. So how about shutting up about it, ey? "College aged", my pimply butt. Just keep reading those colourful "non-graphic novels" with spandex-clad ubermensch, OK?

Actually, I'll take that back. Jim, go and pick up some Hellblazer TPBs (whoa, those lowly comic books have somehow magically turned into Graphic Novels as you're given a longer stretch of the storyline in one book!), read them, and get absolutely pissed off when you realize what the movie could have been, if Hellblzer hadn't been totally f***** over by braindead producers.

» Posted by jim di griz at February 24, 2005 06:01 PM

"Trade paperbacks" and "graphic novels" are two different things. TPBs are collected volumes of previously published individual comic books. Graphic novels are original material appearing for the first time in a longer more prestigious format. It's the credit "Based on the DC/Vertigo graphic novels" in "Constantine" that set off my pet peeve. It's as though there's some shame in the source material having been originally published as monthly comics. Well there shouldn't be. Marvel, DC, Vertigo, or whatever. I don't think one can have a true bead on pop culture anymore without being in touch with what's going on in comics. Even if I don't read "Hellblazer".

» Posted by Jim at March 17, 2005 06:16 PM

I actually went to see this last sunday and it surprised me a bit by not being as bad as I though it would. It worked better than most of the recent comicbook films and didn't fall apart like Hellboy for example. Probably helped a bit that I haven't read any of the comics so I couldn't make any connections with the movie's origins and how badly they messed it up. The flashy CG fight were also kept to a minimum and they weren't ten minutes long epic battles.

Gave it a 5/10 (1-10 scale, not 4-10 like in some places) which is a pretty darn good score from me for a mere Hollywood blockbuster :)

» Posted by Fabool at March 18, 2005 03:54 AM

constatine is a above average movie it saddens me that diney crap like the pacifier and robots and ice princess will do more box office the ending was awesome and the super bowl shot of him in hell reaching for the wristband while the demons are trying to pull him back down is almost religous like the holy spirit trinity keanu has matured since billl and teds excellent adventure this movie is dark and disturbing and not p.c. it reminds me of buffy the vampire slayer and angel i think there shouldnt be a sequel the kid did good it did have a happy ending but not a ride off in the sunset one i also enjoyed the last castle just beacuse it was so sterotypes like lock up and escape from alcatraz thank you keanu rocks bybybybybyb

» Posted by mark aniconi at March 23, 2005 05:59 PM

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