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January 31, 2005
BloodRayne Trailer Online And It's Every Bit As Bad As I Feared ...
How does Uwe Boll keep making films? It's a mystery of the universe. Maybe it has something to do with karmic balance. To quote Nick at CHUD : "Of course, I'm biased. I've never seen a Uwe Boll film. I've also never covered my genitals in peanut butter and straddled the face of a lion."
Couldn't possibly sum things up better than that ... click here for the pain. Ben! Michael! Never do anything like this again!
» Posted by Todd at January 31, 2005 02:27 PM
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Cheese-o-rama! :D Straight to video in the UK maybe ;)
» Posted by Hates_ at January 31, 2005 03:15 PM
Well, here's the deal:
Nothing could be WORSE than Alone in the Dark. The movie caused me physical pain.
» Posted by crazybee at January 31, 2005 03:20 PM
17 million... this movie cost 17 million dollars. It's astounding how you get much better films from Asia with fraction of the costs.
» Posted by Fabool at January 31, 2005 05:38 PM
I think Kingsley is preparing his retierment. He's been in just about every crap film for the last year. Must be getting paid a pretty penny.
» Posted by Swarez at January 31, 2005 05:53 PM
If your trailer actually manages to make people laugh and it isnt a comedy, the trailer might not be good afterall.
» Posted by David at January 31, 2005 08:13 PM
Seventeen mil? Go watch the MirrorMask trailer again. That cost four. Where do these people spend the money? It boggles the mind ...
» Posted by Todd at January 31, 2005 09:54 PM
I'm guessing 14M was spent on crack for Uwe Boll.
» Posted by Essaman at January 31, 2005 11:07 PM