BREAKING NEWS : Todd Brown exposed for the phoney he is...

So there I was, doing what every good Twitch writer should be doing this weekend, taking someone to see Hot Fuzz. When lo and behold what should my eyes catch but a display standard for the British horror-comedy Severance. So I saunter over [saunter I say] and I paruse the numerous quotes on it. And there it is. The last one. Well by golly, it's a quote from our Lord and Master Todd Brown... except... waitaminute! Who the hell is Todd Smith!?! And what the hell is Twichfilm.net!?! Has our dear friend Todd been cheating on us, using an alias and leading a double life? Can it be? Say it isn't so Todd. Say it isn't so!

Despite this wholly frack-up please don't think ill of the film. Severance is a gem of a movie and everyone should see it when it comes out in cinemas, even though we've all had the R2 for a number of months now. And while you're at it, take someone to see Hot Fuzz too. Support films we like!