Evidently I Am A Bastard.

Its a shame that it has come to this unless this is meant to be tongue-in-cheek humor.

No, it's no joke -- we're gathering up a posse now, Wolf, and are riding by the dark light of the silvery moon to avenge Todd's good name and the honor of Twitch the Unholy. Join us, won't you?

Grady is a funny, funny man. And it is definately tongue-in-cheek, and carving to the heart of almost all online battles. Hilarious.

You mean Todd *isn't* a bastard? I'm confused.

I read the thing on Friday...Hilarious!! Grady is quite the funny man and is full of wit. There is no way his post can be interpreted as anything other than a joke :) If anything, I got the impression that he holds Twitch and Todd in high esteem.

Yeah, it's totally a joke. He wrote it about a year ago, asked my permission first if he could use Twitch and I said only if he made me EVIL. The guys that asked him for it never used it and I thought it was just going to disappear ...

Well, good to know ita all for jest.

wait, Todd isn't 13 years old!? I feel betrayed. And unarroused. Though I probably shouldn't mention that last part on the internet.

j/k

Don't forget this. Not only is Todd 13 years old, he's got fiberglass legs to boot.

Wot, he dare insult our Deer Leader. This is Holy War, we need to go Jeehad on him, lol.

Todd. It sadens me to think that you have a bum leg. I have a huge distrust against handicapped people as they tend to creep me out. It looks like I might have to stop coming over here. Which sucks cause I kind of like this place but to think that a gimp runs it fucks me up to no end. I don't trust semi psyborgs, it's unnatural, just like gays, women who vote and some colored people. And don't get me started on vegans.

I like Twitch. It's a nice place to visit.

Yeah. But I wouldn't want to live here.

Why wasn't I mentioned?! For that alone I will join the posse.

"What kind of blogger has a baby"

buhahahaha, good laugh, but evidently, if there are ever any Blog wars I am on this team (anyone else thinkg Anchorman? lol) and Hopefully John from TheMovieBlog comes to battle too, I would love to spank his ass.

Nord

Nord: Stand in line!

And what an ass it is. John would probably enjoy that a bit too much, actually ...

I would just like to point out that the post in question on Kaiju Shakedown has 18 comments. Whereas this post on Twitch about the post on Kaiju Shakedown only has 17. Until I posted. Ha ha! Wait! Sh*t! I take it back!

Not to worry Grady, I just pushed your comment level to twenty. Hopefully this will lower my bastard quotient somewhat.

I hate to contribute to Todd's comment count. I really like Twitch, but I have met Grady, I won a poster of Save the Green Planet! at one of his festivals, and he once gave me a screener of Survive Style 5+.

I was supposed to meet Todd this one time, but he stood me up. Probably busy taking care of his "baby" (!!?!!) Ewww.