BLACKBALLED GIVEAWAY: TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT!!

I don't qualify, obviously, but we went paintballing for my stag. Once we got out there the guys broke out one of those white, papery, overall painter suits with targets painted on it and bells sewn on to the wrists and ankles. While thus attired I missed shooting Doug Nagy in the testicles by about three inches. I was proud of that shot. Later that same day I got a nice lineon someone crouched down - and I think it was Doug, again - crouched down so his pants were stretched nice and tight and offering zero protection and shot him right in the ass. But instead of calling himself out he screamed and ran three or four feet straight ahead, staying right in my line of sight. So I shot him again. And again. And again. Got five or six really good hits in before he remembered to call himself hit.

Mack once shot a bare chested guy square on the sternum from about two feet away. Drew blood.

I just sent Doug an email that reads "You are a hot heavy hippoppotamous with homosexual tendencies and a bad haircut" Let's all send Doug an email- okay!?