May 02, 2006

And Speaking Of Blockbusters Attacking ...

(Posted In Random Geek Talk )

davinci.jpgNow, the real mystery behind the DaVinci Code to me is the simple fact that so many people are taking a book - and now a film - based on a hoax very well and publicly exposed literally decades ago so seriously but I've got to say ... it's just gone and spawned the most bizarre bit of product tie in marketing I've ever come across. I'll be shocked beyond words if this is anything more than some crank with a PO Box trying to cash in on the film, but still ... embossed fruit? Why on earth would anybody want to emboss fruit?

Da Vinci Code Messages On Foods

Leonardo da Vinci was born in 1452. He was an Italian artist, scholar and inventor of a variety of machines with many messages. It is rumored that the world would be ready to get his coded messages only when a great mind appears and invents a unique tool. It must be handheld for easy and quick usage to communicate on served foods that can be available and utilized by the masses - rich or poor. It has to be a unique kitchen tool that can emboss or imprint messages, logos, and insignias at will, on more than 40 foods and desired by at least 57 countries, including The Vatican. The prophecies are now unfolding 554 years later; becoming reality.

Nesconset, NY May 3, 2006 -- The fictional prophecies of the Da Vinci Code Messages will be revealed when the world discovers the existence of “edible billboards” and “when foods can talk.” The secrets will be revealed and appear in all languages (including Braille), embossed or impressed onto a plethora of foods when served or presented by those bearing the messages. Consuming and digesting the written word, will leave not a crumb of its secrets.

“That day is only months away,” says Rich Errera, who just invented the only food embossing and impressing tools in the world. Wisely, he has patent pending protection in 128 countries. “Manufacturing and distribution is anticipated to begin around the Fall time,” says Errera.

The pre-manufactured demand for Gourmet Impression's "Roller" and "Stamper" (www.GourmetImpression.com) has been so great that already, more than a thousand publications around the world has written and raved about these award winning new babies, destined to revolutionize the advertising and culinary world.

Gourmet Impression’s “Roller” is used to roll your message onto long foods or borders of many foods, while the “Stamper” is used to stamp messages onto varying shaped foods. Even a child, can now beautifully transform foods from pizzas, breads, vegetables, melons, pastries, cheeses and even ice-cream banana sundaes into “literary works of art”.

Also in the months to come, Gourmet Impression will be unveiling, manufacturing and distributing another, yet secret food embossing and impressing kitchen tool called, “The Wand.”

It is used for creating initials or custom logo stamping onto hot food items in an oven or on a stove with a longer reach, It’s like a hot branding iron except the food is hot and "The Wand" is not.

Anyone interested in receiving an e-mail notification as to when these three Gourmet Impression’s food embossing and impressing tools are officially available, are urged to fill out GI’s Contact Form.

Leonardo da Vinci would be proud.

» Posted by Todd at May 2, 2006 08:51 PM
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Reader Comments

The Vatican and others are showing such fear of people questioning their dogma because they are afraid of what the multitudes will do after they hear what I have to say now.

You are witnessing the final stages of the Vatican's existence and they fully understand what is occurring.

Read my articles if you want to understand who and what they are most afraid of.

» Posted by Seven Star Hand at May 3, 2006 06:23 PM

Okay, the fact that you just posted your anti-Vatican shill on a post about a guy selling equipment to EMBOSS FRUIT just made my day. Seriously.

» Posted by Todd at May 3, 2006 07:40 PM

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