New Bloodrayne Trailer

sure sure. blame me. I did mine as a service for the people. as a warning of things to come. you're just being mean.

ok. you win this round. that was 4 minutes and 18 seconds of sheer hell. i can't feel my eyeballs. a whole minute spent on just introducing actors. Billy Zane!?!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! Stop THE PAIN!

Really, why? why? *sob*

Oh good God no...

Yie! It's like a back-yard film with bad high-school stiff-shakespeare line readings. How does this guy continually get to make moving pictures? And what were these actors thinking? No paycheque is worth this!

I'm expecting full-on BATTLEFIELD EARTH badness for this, considering you have several oscar nominees/winners along with some cheeseball direct to video actors (Michael Pare & Meatloaf) and what's with Udo Kier constantly appearing in Vampire movies (Blade, Dracula 3K, Shadow of the Vampire, Blood for Dracula) It's like a hobby for this guy!

Oh yea, Kristianna Lokken should not be allowed to talk in films...T3 suited her just fine (very fine actually...that is a waaay underrated action pic)...

I see she is all set to go another round with Mr. Boll in another insanely overcast VG flick, Dungeon Siege....I mean, Ron Perlman, Ray Liotta, Jason Statham, LeeLee Sobieskie, Burt Reynolds and John Rhys-Davies?

What mind-power (I can easily picture Boll as the hypnotist character from Little Britian) does this guy have to keep making bombs and moving up in the casting dept?

CRAPTASTIC! Wow, that was just so bad... What on earth was Kingsley thinking? Just goes to show how a bad director can make his competent and even talented actors look like shit. I couldn't even keep my eyes on the screen. It looks like the inside of my toilet after a night of Mexican food. What's with all the brown?

Man..Trailers aren't normally spliced into just random clips from the movie and crammed together in no particular order for a 4.5 minute mash of the same stuff over and over, are they?

Why is Billy Zane in this, why?!