Hey Look! There Goes Ben Kingsley's Self Respect!

Ben, Ben, Ben, we hardly knew ye ... first the Thuderbirds, then Suspect Zero and now BloodRayne. I hope you're being well paid, because you're in the midst of a streak of Very Bad Films.

I cringed when I heard that Kingsley was set to appear in a film by Uwe Boll, a man whose talent for making immensely bad films is surpassed only by his talent for writing angry rants defending said very bad films as 'art'. A note to Uwe: saying your film is better than Resident Evil (a debatable claim in the first place) is not really a firm base to work from when arguing for quality.

BloodRayne actually managed to attract an interesting cast, a fact that made me at least consider the possibility that the suck factor may be significantly lower on this one than earlier Boll projects. But no. The trailer is available for download here. What were you thinking, Ben? And what's with the wig?